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Footballers Defending Like Fish

Last weekend, Phil Jones provided us with another episode of incredibly odd defending. Phil Jones is notorious for pulling weird faces and defending in unconventional ways, and his Gollum-esque defending against Arsenal is his latest oddity. His flailing style of defending against Giroud, more resembling a fish than a defender, has been done before. Here are some glorious example of players defending like fish (Please excuse the awesome fish puns).


John Terry-ne

Nemo-nja Vidić

Mackerel Cassetti

José Moray-a Giménez

Zac Angler-son

Bonus: Sepp Batter

That was footballers looking like fish. Here are some footballers looking like cartoons...