Since his move to West Ham for £15m, the former Liverpool striker Andy Carroll has played only 16 games... and is now out injured (again) for four months. Poor old West Ham... but still the internet doesn't hold back, no sympathy shown to player who has been ridden with injuries... instead, let's start #ThingsMoreUsefulThanAndyCarroll... great move, thanks Footy Accumulators ;)
1. "OMG, you're drinking full fat water?!"
— The SPORT Bible (@TSBible) July 25, 2014
2. So close...
#ThingsMoreUsefulThanAndyCarroll This guy on a basketball court. At-least he tried. http://t.co/3MBnBtiSWo
— ManUnitedTalk (@ManUnitedTalk) July 25, 2014